Joey King Flaunts Her Freshly Turned 18-Year-Old Body In A Bikini

Former child star Joey King flaunts her freshly turned 18-year-old body in a bikini in the photos below.

Joey is wasting no time trying to get our attention, for right after turning 18 she released this stream of slutty bikini pics showcasing her perky full teen titties and tight plump ass. Of course Joey’s sense of urgency is justified, for she knows that if she is unable to land a Muslim suitor in the next few months she will become far too old to fulfill her lifelong dream of getting inseminated by a mighty Islamic tunic snake.

There is nothing worse than seeing a fine piece of fruit wither on the vine like this. And even though Joey holds no interest to me personally because of her stupid first name I am hopeful that a less discerning Muslim takes pity upon her, and he takes Joey as one of his wives despite the fact that due to her advanced age she is unlikely to birth him more than a dozen children.