Heather Locklear 1980’s Swimsuit Photo Shoot

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at a young Heather Lockelar’s swimsuit photo shoot from the early 1980’s in the pictures below.

It is certainly a thrill to view these Heather Locklear photos and know that these are the very same pics that great Muslim leaders like Osama Bin Laden and Ayatollah Khomeini use to flog their massive meat scuds too while fantasizing about Heather’s lapidation in Sharia court.

If Heather Locklear’s sinfully tight body in a bikini could inspire those illustrious Muslim crusaders to gallantly fight to bring about the destruction of the heathen West, than us jihadists of today (who are constantly bombarded with the far more offensive sight of immodestly large silicone titties and freakishly bulbous fried chicken grease injected ass cheeks) certainly have no excuse for not making the dream of the world Islamic caliphate a reality in our lifetimes.