Lady Gaga Shows Her Vagina

The Brit Awards (the UK’s Grammys) were held last night in London, and the big winner was Lady Gaga. Not because she won 3 awards, but because she was able to flash her brand new vagina to the world.

Lady Gaga showing her vagina in England last night is ironic because just a few months ago Gaga showed her penis to a crowd at an English music festival. Obviously now that Lady Gaga has had that pesky wee-wee of her’s removed she is excited and ready to show off her new mangled vagina to anyone who can stomach looking at it.

To me it looks like a chewed up ham sandwich, but that is not bad at all for a post op snatch… or so I’ve heard.