Fergie "M.I.L.F. $" Porn Music Video

Fergie ruled the pop charts in the early 2000’s while a member of “The Black Eyed Peas”, and now she is looking to relaunch her career with the porn music video below for her new hit single “M.I.L.F. $”.

In the civilized Islamic world MILF means “Mother I’d Like To Flog”, and Fergie certainly fits that description. How money fits into the equation is unclear, but perhaps her owner is offering to allow us to beat Fergie in exchange for a couple of dinars? Certainly that would be a nice stress reliever after a long day.

Despite marrying white actor Josh Duhamel, Fergie spent her early career prancing around onstage with a bunch of nig nogs in outfits like the one below, so she is definitely a recovering mudshark and use to taking a few punches.

Of course unlike the primitive dirt skins, when us Muslims beat a woman we have self-control, and are careful not to damage her too badly. For the Qur’an wisely teaches us to always remember that even though women are our property and we are free to do with them as we choose, when disciplining them one must not lose sight of the big picture as they still need to be able to perform their chores the next day.