Taylor Swift And Her Celeb Friends In Bikinis For The 4th Of July

Taylor Swift invited a bunch of her female celebrity friends over to her secluded Rhode Island beach house for a giant lesboqueer dyke fest this 4th of July weekend.

The photo above (from left to right) features Ugly Jewish Girl, 4 Random Semi-Famous Girls Mashed Together, Taylor Swift, the comedian Carrot Top, lesbodyke Ruby Rose, her “pillow princess” Harley Gusman, Pregnant Blake Lively with her nipple hanging out, Gigi Hadid, and Karlie Kloss.

No doubt these girls will be spending the holiday weekend celebrating America by tongue lashing each others gashes, scissoring together their lady lips, and taking turns using their strap-ons to pound Taylor’s current beard boyfriend Tom Hiddleston and Blake Lively’s half-a-fag husband Ryan Reynolds in their well used anus holes. A fitting tribute to the hopelessly depraved hell hole that is the great Satan US of A.

Of course there is one noticeable Taylor Swift girlfriend missing from this bikini lesbo bash, and that is Selena Gomez. Sadly Selena had to miss out on Taylor’s Independence Day orgy because she made a prior commitment to flaunt her sloppy ass in a high-waisted diaper bikini on some Mexican drug lord’s ranch in the photos below.