Kate Upton Nude Photo Shoot And B-Day Booty Cheeks

Model Kate Upton celebrates her upcoming 50th birthday by releasing the completely nude photo shoot outtakes below.

As an unwed barren woman of advancing years it is not surprising to see Kate Upton trying to recapture her lost youth with these nude photos. Unfortunately for Kate “Father Time” has clearly not been kind to her, as even back then she looked like a flabby big tittied beached whale.

This point is further reiterated in the candid photos below of Kate celebrating her birthday last night by stumbling around New York City drunk with her sagging booty cheeks and sloppy pussy lips on display.

It is obvious from these photos that Kate Upton is well past her prime, and that this slutty midlife crisis of hers is causing us pious Muslims much ocular distress. Perhaps we could come to some sort of compromise with Kate were she agrees to immediately cover her rapidly aging body with a burka, and in exchange we don’t turn her midlife crisis into an end of life solution.