Jessica Simpson Takes Her Tig Ol’ Bitties Out For A Night On The Town

Jessica Simpson takes her tig ol’ bitties out for a night on the town in a slutty blue dress in the photos below.

With her massive mammaries it is easy to see why Jessica Simpson is no longer a popular sex symbol in the Western world, for she has become far too much woman for the effeminate homoqueer infidel men to ever even dream of being able to properly handle.

In contrast us red-blooded Muslim men know exactly what to do with Jessica, and there is not one among us who would not be proud to have her chained up in our barn. For with her bountiful udders Jessica is one of the best pieces of female livestock we have ever laid our eyes upon, and only our coarse calloused hands have the necessary skills to drain Jessica’s teats completely dry thus providing a week’s worth of the milk for our village.