Carrie Underwood Bikini, Long Legs, And Sex Video

Country music star Carrie Underwood is clearly trying to make one final push to be a big time mainstream celebrity by releasing the X-rated sex version of her hit “Jesus Take The Wheel” music video above, and posing in a bikini in the slutty selfie below.

While this sort of brazen degenerate display may help Carrie Underwood finally garner enough attention from the depraved infidel masses to put her on the A-list, it will do nothing but draw the ire of us pious Muslims and make us pine for the day when we can unleash our own hit “Muhammad Take The Stones” against her.

That was until we watched Carried Underwood’s performance at the “Academy of Country Music Awards” last night, and saw what powerful sturdy legs she possesses. As you can see in the photos below, despite Carrie being a vile gutter skank her muscular legs give her some value as a piece of farming equipment. Once Carrie’s sinful whoring is thoroughly flogged out of her and she is put in a burka, she will make an excellent field maiden set to work pulling the plow and fetching buckets of water from the well.