Miley Cyrus Fully Nude At The Beach

Miley Cyrus once again pushes the envelope by going fully nude to the beach in the candid photos below.

Clearly Miley Cyrus is demonstrating the absurdity of the belief that the nude female body is not something that should be hidden away, and that women should be allowed to expose their sinful sex organs in public.

Surely after viewing Miley’s trashy nude body splashing around in the waves in these photos, no one would still think this is a good idea. For not only is the sight of Miley’s shameful naked flesh nauseating, but her bare sex organs are almost certainly adding a ton of pollution to the California coastline. In fact, the environmental impact is already being felt, as immediately after these photos were taken there were reports of beachgoers up to 200 miles away contracting a militant strain of gonorrhea, and whole schools of dolphins beaching themselves and then flopping around on the sand rhythmically “twerking” their tail fins.