Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez Embarrass Themselves At The Grammys

As you can see in the photos below, both Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez embarrassed themselves greatly on the Grammys’ red carpet.

First off Selena Gomez looks like ten pounds of shit poured into a five pound bag. Next time Selena goes shopping at her cousin’s quinceañera gown store for a big event, she should try a dress at least three sizes bigger than her lupus addled brain thinks she needs.

Of course Selena’s fashion faux pas was nothing compared to what Taylor Swift did on the red carpet, as Taylor could not stop queefing and blowing open the hot pink curtains she was wearing as a skirt. If Taylor is going to insist on having her pre-award show gang bangs then she should at least have the decency to release all that pent up rancid pussy air immediately afterwards, and not upon arriving on the red carpet. Frankly I am surprised the whole event wasn’t shut down for public safety reasons, as the stench blowing forth from Taylor’s cavernous cock cave most have been heinous… like a mixture of burnt hard boiled eggs, tonsil stones, and a cheap sickeningly sweet strawberry air freshener.