Sofia Vergara Pool Bikini Boobie Bounce

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look at a video from the 1990’s of “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara in a bikini reporting on the opening of her native Mexican country of Colombia’s first swimming pool.

It must have been a tremendous thrill and honor for Sofia Vergara to be selected out of all the women in Colombia to test out this swimming pool. Of course Sofia had a leg up on the competition as she was f*cking nearly every television producer in the country at the time, and she was known in her village for being covered in the least amount of donkey shit (that stuff would surely have clogged up this pool’s filters real quick).

Yes it is easy to see from this throwback video that Sofia Vergara was destined for stardom in the infidel West. For it is not every day that you find a Colombian woman with huge tits, an extremely annoying voice, and a complete lack of modesty who has passable hygiene.