Katy Perry Is Undergoing A Sex Change

Pop star Katy Perry shows off her shocking sex change progress in the short haired photos below from the new issue of Vogue Japan.

Of course my Japanese is a little rusty, but after perusing through the article it is clear that Katy feels that she has always been a homosexual man trapped in the body of a bisexual woman. And now that gender identity issues are all the rage in the ridiculously depraved West, Katy feels the time is right for her to become her “authentic self” and begin transitioning into becoming an effeminate male.

Obviously the next big step in Katy Perry’s sex change is for her to have her famous immodestly bulbous breasts removed. If Katy wants to save money on the procedure us Muslims would gladly lop off her titties for her with a few swings of our scimitars. The only thing that we’d ask in return is that we get to keep Katy’s discarded boobies for they would make fine camel satchel for the storing of dried figs, Jew teeth necklaces, and other such valuables.