Jessica Simpson’s Missing Dog Daisy Found

Posted September 16, 2009 by in Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson dog


Celeb Jihad has found Jessica Simpson’s missing dog “Daisy”.


Yesterday a distraught Jessica Simpson went on Twitter and posted a panicked tweet for help.


“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”


Not one to stand ideally by while a beautiful buxom blonde is in need of assistance I immediately set out to track the dog-napping coyote.


I picked up its trail outside of Simpson’s residence and followed it out into the desert. After nearly 24-hours of pursuit, and the senseless slaughter of numerous coyotes I thought looked like they could be the one, I finally came upon the coyote that took Jessica’s dog.


Luckily I had gotten there just in time as the coyote had just released the dog. Of course I snapped its neck anyway just for causing Jessica distress.


Anyway here is a pic Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy I rescued from the coyote. I’ll be happy to bring it back to her when I receive the reward money.


Coyote Poop

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