Miranda Cosgrove Finally Sluts It Up On-Screen In ‘The Intruders’

It is the moment earnest Nickelodeon watching pedophiles have been waiting a long time for, as “iCarly” star Miranda Cosgrove finally sluts it up on-screen in the video above from her new movie “The Intruders”.

Of course Miranda Cosgrove is now far too old and pie-faced to be found sexually attractive, but there is still something oddly satisfying about seeing Miranda’s panties covered ass up on the big screen for the first time.

Unfortunately for Miranda her slutty movie debut is destined to be a flop, as this “The Intruders” movie looks horrendous. No one wants to watch 2 hours of some frumpy chick home alone wishfully playing out home invasion rape fantasies only to be consistently disappointed when the gang of Negroes she was hoping for keeps turning out to be a homoqueer former Abercrombie model contracted to fix some leaking pipes.