Sharon Stone and Hulk Hogan’s Karma Convo
Posted June 6, 2008
in Sharon Stone
Hey Hulk how are you doing hun? | |
Not so good brother. | |
Aww are you still upset about the negative PR you got for suggesting that the war veteran passenger in the car your speeding drunk driving son crashed putting him in a permanent vegetative state must of had bad karma? | |
Yeah that and the fact that all these years of taking my “vitamins” have left me with tiny mouse balls. | |
Oh Hulk small potatoes just make the steak look bigger. And I think you were absolutely in the right in calling out that kid for having bad karma. I recently got in a bit of hot water myself when I suggested that the tens of thousands of “innocent” Chinese that were crushed to death in a earthquake had it coming because of all the bad karma from their government not allowing my friend the Dalai Lama to have his own country. | |
What! That’s ridiculous! Of course that was karma! How can the public give you shit for that? It’s almost like they’ve never seen My Name is Earl. | |
I know! It’s a fantastic show and I’ve learned a lot from it. After seeing it I looked back over my life and realized what an important role karma has played in it. | |
How so? | |
Well in high school I got in a bit of trouble when one of the guys I was fucking knocked me up. It was awful it made me gain all this weight. Those nine months were a living hell. Every time I went out drinking or tried to do some blow I’d get sick, or the baby would kick like crazy. Not to mention I didn’t have my period once during the pregnancy, so I’m pretty sure it was drinking my menstrual blood. | |
A vampire baby! I’ve heard about those. | |
Yep but you know what Hulk? All that bad karma that little guy was building up came back and bit him in the ass when I gave birth and threw him in a dumpster. | |
KARMA! | |
Big time! Hahaha! | |
You know my soon to be ex-wife Linda is suffering through some bad karma right now. | |
Oh yeah? | |
Yeah brother. When I married her 20 years ago she was hot and thin, but throughout our marriage she’s gradually gotten uglier and fatter. | |
Ought ohh that is not good for her karma. | |
Tell me about it. So I cheated on her a lot and karma got her good when she found out about it and filed for divorce. | |
K-A-R-M-A!!! | |
Poor woman will never find another guy with 24 inch pythons. | |
Oh Hulk all this karma talk is making me super wet. Want to fist my gaping stink hole? | |
You got it brother. |
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