Jessica Alba Poses Nude With Her Legs Spread Wide

Jessica Alba perches herself on her windowsill like a pie cooling in the breeze while naked with her legs spread wide in the photo above.

Of course just like a pie Jessica Alba’s innards are warm and moist. However, unlike most pies she stinks like dog farts in a dirty Taco Bell bathroom, and if you eat her you will almost certainly contract a nasty case of mouth herpes.

Yes one can not help but feel sorry for the hapless hobo who happens upon Jessica Alba naked on this windowsill, and makes the terrible mistake of helping himself to a piece. Certainly no Muslim man would ever be so foolish, for the world is full of many delicious temptations for us (like dancing boys with soft olive skin or goats with magnificent udders), but Jessica Alba naked is certainly not one of them.