Sofia Vergara Slips A Nipple At Emmys After-Party

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara suffered a nipple slip at an Emmys after-party when she was picked up and shaken upside by some homoqueer who was obviously hoping that Sofia was hiding some butt plugs and lube in her ample bosom.

Unfortunately for this dancing cream puff (and all of us) the only thing that popped out of Sofia Vergara’s dress was a good portion of her disgustingly sinful brown nipple.

Of course this sickening Sofia Vergara nip slip display would have been avoided if this party was thrown by a righteous Muslim. For Sofia would have been put to work as a caterer at the event with her fellow Mexican “amigos”, and this foppish tinkle toes would have been stoned outside in the courtyard before he could prance his way into the venue.