Jessica Alba Windblown Upskirt In NYC

Jessica Alba flashes her lace trimmed panties in these windblown upskirt photos from New York City.

This Jessica Alba upskirt was clearly planned as a publicity stunt for Jessica’s new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For”, which comes out in theaters next week. Jessica Alba knew full well that her thin loose dress was probably going to get blown up in the air in front of the paparazzi while walking the few feet from her car to her hotel. After all they don’t call New York the “Windy City” for nothing.

Yes this windblown upskirt is just another in a long line of wanton displays of debauchery that Jessica Alba routinely performs to make a name for herself in heathen Hollywood. One can only pray to Allah that the next time Jessica’s skirt is hit with a blast of air it is coming from the detonating of a holy pressure cooker.