Zooey Deschanel Does A Nude Photo Shoot

Fox’s “New Girl” star and hipster sex symbol Zooey Deschanel poses completely nude and gets a little wet in the photos below.

Believe it or not this is Zooey Deschanel’s first full nude photo shoot, and it appears as though it is just as quirky and offbeat as she is with her randomly dripping water on naked body with an eye dropper.

No doubt this naked eye dropping is some sort of hipster fetish popular in Brooklyn among Zooey’s large fan base of vegan artisanal beet entrepreneurs. Probably because the piddly drops of clear liquid remind them of their own pathetic ejaculate coming from their tiny shriveled up hipster mouse balls.