“iCarly” Star Jennette McCurdy Private Lingerie Pics Leaked

Nickelodeon’s “iCarly” star Jennette McCurdy just had these private pictures of her in lingerie leaked online.

Obviously Jennette McCurdy took these lingerie photos in the hopes of attracting a virile Muslim to come pound out her various orifices. Unfortunately for Jennette us Muslims do not find female sex organs accentuated by lace the least bit alluring.

If Jennette wants to get her holes stretched by some mighty Islamic man meat then there is only 2 things that she needs to wear. The first is a burka to hide her sinful womanly flesh from our pious eyes, and the second is a martyr vest. There is no bigger turn on then a woman who is ready, willing, and able to deal a devastating blow to the Western Zionists by blowing herself up on a public bus. In fact my tunic snake is already rigid at the thought.