Miley Cyrus Flosses Her Pussy

Fresh off putting on the greatest MTV Unplugged performance of all time last night (step aside homoqueer “Nirvana”), Miley Cyrus took this photo of her flossing her pussy.

Pussy flossing is an important yet under discussed public health issue, so leave it to the courageous Miley Cyrus to draw attention to it with this photo.

Once a woman has had her sinful clit and labia removed (like all proper women should) she still must take care of her mangled orifice. This is were pussy flossing comes in, as only flossing can clean between the gap and remove the biofilm that collects there.

Kudos to Miley Cyrus for once again showing herself to be an excellent role model, and at the forefront of feminine hygiene.