Emma Watson Wants Sweaty Sex

As you can see in the GIF above, Emma Watson wants to “f*ck” and “get sweaty”.

Banging a sweaty Emma Watson sounds like a good way to get gonorrhea along with a nasty staph infection, for as the old saying goes “she has been ridden more times than the town camel“.

Clearly Emma Watson is one unhygienic British floozie. There is no doubt that us Muslims are going to have to thoroughly sterilize our throwing stones after we get done with Emma.