Twerking Video Shows Rihanna Has Worms

As you can see in the video above of her “twerking” in a swimsuit, the she-beast known as Rihanna has contracted worms.

I don’t know what “twerking” is, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Rihanna is making a stupid face and scooting her butt back and forth on that chair because tapeworms have infected her anus.

Rihanna’s owner would be wise to treat her worm problem promptly. I speak from experience, for my beloved house goat Shakila was dragging ass across my floor for a week before I was able to procure the ointment necessary to relieve her anal distress. Needless to say I have had quite a few frustrating and lonely nights while she recovers.