Ariana Grande Named ‘Most Rapeable’ Actress

Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande has just been named Hollywood’s “most rapeable” actress.

Ariana Grande certainly seems to be “asking for it” with her doe-eyes, pouting lips, and exposed arms. If a man were to abduct Ariana and chain her up in a basement for his sexual pleasure, he certainly couldn’t be faulted.

In fact under Islamic law it would be the temptress Ariana Grande who would be punished for seducing the poor kidnapping rapist into committing the sin of premarital sex with her whorish behavior, and she would be stoned most righteously.