Justin Bieber Gets Put In His Car Seat

After he was overcome by the vapors and fainted during a performance last week, Justin Bieber’s handlers decided to take no chances with the health of their meal ticket and carry Justin to his car seat.

Of course Justin Bieber isn’t required by law to use a car seat but they are recommended for anyone under 4’9, and with Justin’s frail frame he’d be unlikely to survive even a minor traffic accident without one.

Yes Justin Bieber fans can rest assured that their fragile imp of an idol is being well taken care of. In a related story, sources close to Bieber have confirmed that the rash on his wee-wee is clearing up nicely.