Kim Kardashian’s Face Covered In Blood

Kim Kardashian’s face covered in blood is an image us Muslim men have long fantasized about.

Unfortunately Kim’s bloody face is not the result of a righteous stoning, but rather a cosmetic treatment called a “blood facial” which is used to remove years of crusted on black man juice from mudshark whores.

Reportedly Kim Kardashian is extremely unsatisfied with the procedure and requested a refund, because when she signed up for a “blood facial” she thought she was going to get a bukkake from an LA street gang.