Madonna’s Super Bowl Commercial Leaked

When you think of old crusty dried up vaginas one name immediately comes to mind, Madonna. That is why it is no surprise that the vaginal lubrication company “Vagisil” has signed Madonna to be their spokeswoman and appear in their Super Bowl commercial this Sunday.

As you can see by the leaked footage above, the Vagisil Super Bowl AD will feature Madonna dragging her nasty irritated lady parts across the ground, and will serve as a disturbing reminder to older women of the importance of lubricating their sin bits.

Yes the name Madonna will soon forever be synonymous with vaginal irritation. If my money wasn’t all tied up in goats and sleeper cells right now I’d invest heavily in Vagisil, for this powerful imagery is sure to bring in record profits.