Jennette McCurdy Self Shot Butt Pic

“iCarly” star Jennette McCurdy flaunts her meaty rump in the self shot picture above.

Jennette McCurdy’s bulbous butt and thunder thighs make her an excellent candidate for field work, as she probably has the posterior muscle capacity to till even the rockiest of terrains.

If Jennette McCurdy would just convert to Islam and learn to take the bit in her mouth without bucking and snorting, her sweet ass could have a promising career on a holy Muslim poppy farm. Certainly a much more moral and fulfilling life than selling depravity on her crappy Nickelodeon TV show.