Madonna Flashes Her Boob In Concert

Madonna made headlines this weekend when she pulled down her top exposing her boob in concert.

Many have speculated that the Islamic world would be outraged by this, considering Madonna performed this stunt in the Muslim country of Turkey. However, there has been no uproar by us Muslims over Madonna showing her saggy tit, and that is because nothing about her or her breasts are even remotely sexual.

In fact seeing Madonna’s old lady boobie brings back fund memories for me of my childhood on the the family farm in Kandahar, Afghanistan. My grandmother use to whip out her tit all the time for the baby goats to suckle on. Of course Grandma’s breast was as dry as the Sahara, but both she and the goats seemed to enjoy the sucking so there was no harm done.