Taylor Swifts Shows Off Her Hard Nipples

Taylor Swift continues to be one of the most brazen whores in heathen Hollywood, shamelessly flaunting her rock hard nipples in the video above.

Taylor must have caught sight of a virile Muslim man which sent her into an erotic frenzy, and caused her to display her hard nipples to signal her eagerness to breed. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift no self-respecting Muslim will ever enter her overused meat sheath as her overt sexual behavior and suggestive song lyrics are an offense to Islam.

If Taylor really wants to be mounted by a virile Muslim (which she most certainly does) she must turn herself in to Shariah court to make amends for her crimes against Islam. Of course Taylor will almost certainly be executed by stoning, but there is a chance that her Muslim prison guards will occupy her repeatedly before her execution date. Thus making this righteous path of atonement more than worth the cost of life for Taylor Swift.