Guess The Celebrity Mustache
Posted February 9, 2012
in Kate Upton

Can you guess which celebrity the mustache above belongs to?
No? Well believe it or not the handsome lady stache belongs to none other than super model Kate Upton!

We have given Kate Upton a hard time in the past for bouncing her shameful feminine boobies around, but if she continues to grow sexy pubic hair on her face like this, us Muslim men will certainly forgive and forget her past transgressions.
Truly Kate Upton is in the process of becoming a beautiful woman. Allah forgive me but my loins can not help but ache at the thought of her continuing to sprout lush pubic hair all over her body.
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