Katy Perry Has Become A Lesbian

In a case of life imitating art, pop star Katy Perry (who rose to fame pretending to be gay with the hit lesbian anthem “I Kissed A Girl”) is now a full-blown diesel dyke lesboqueer after having been dumped by her husband Russell Brand.

As you can see in the photo above Katy Perry couldn’t look like more of a gay with her short blue hair and athletic gear while going for a romantic stroll with her mean faced “gal pal” Meredith “The Muncher” Vagilla.

Clearly Katy Perry has given up hope on ever being loved by a man, and is now settling for getting her carpets cleaned by the filth of the lesboqueer community.