Leighton Meester Caught Pooping In Neighbor’s Lawn

As you can see in the photo above, “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester was caught pooping in her neighbor’s lawn.

Yes Leighton Meester at least had the decency to clean up after herself, but I’m getting pretty tired of these big shot Hollywood stars thinking they can just squat down and shit wherever they damn well please. Why just this morning I found a steaming load in my front lawn, and from the bits of hair and chewed up shoe in it, I’m pretty sure it came from none other than pop star Katy Perry.

Enough is enough I say! Next time you see a celebrity about to pop a squat on your property turn on the sprinklers and shoo them away. It is time we showed pretentious starlets like Leighton Meester that the world is not their litter box. Allahu Akbar!