Emma Watson Asked To Sign Her Own Upskirt Pic

Sometimes living at an assisted living center has its perks, and yesterday was one of those times. Actress Emma Watson was visiting patients at the South Shore Care Center in Oxnard, which just so happens to be were I currently live (until the court appointed doctor deems me “fit to reenter society”).

When Emma Watson wondered off into the “trouble patients” section of the center (or as we like to call it “Little Baghdad”) I took the opportunity to ask for her autograph on her famous upskirt photograph.

Emma signed it, but only after I insisted. What an uppity bitch!