Madonna At 18-Years-Old Nude Photo Shoots Remastered

The year is 1823, and a fresh-faced 18-year-old Madonna ventures off her family’s farm and hitches a wagon to the bustling, up-and-coming port town of New York City. There she meets a man (almost certainly Jewish) who offers her a wooden nickel and a serving of grits to pose in the nude in front of something called a “camera.” Madonna agrees, the photos are taken, and they have now been remastered and enhanced in high definition in the gallery below.

Of course Madonna would go on to become one of the most depraved pop stars in infidel music history, but she never forgot (and deeply regretted) her fateful decision to pose nude for these pics.