Ellen Page Nude Scenes Compilation In 4K

The videos above and below constitute the complete compilation of actress (and heathen Hollywood’s current top sex symbol) Ellen Page’s nude scenes, enhanced in ultra-high definition.

There is certainly no denying that Ellen’s “glam-up” (in which she decisively cut off her blasphemous breasts) has been a spectacular success. What once were two soft, distracting mounds of sinful female flesh have been reduced to a clean, taut, androgynous canvas. The result is nothing short of miraculous in the eyes of the discerning believer, for there isn’t a red-blooded Muslim man alive whose tunic doesn’t pitch a reverent tent at the mere thought of having Ellen’s newly halal, streamlined body bent over in his bedchambers.