Sophie Cunningham Topless Tease And Fingering

WNBA basketball player Sophie Cunningham teases with her topless tits covered in the photos above, and then dares to finger yours truly in the viral video clip below.

Of course we all know WNBA players are far more skilled at fingering than they are at actual basketball (as they have had more practice at the former), so I was certainly not looking to get into a pointing battle with Sophie while sitting courtside evaluating the long-legged, nappy-headed hoes on the court for potential fig harvesters.

So imagine my surprise when Sophie had the nerve to get upset after I slapped that firm ass as she ran by and loudly informed her that she should be at home dunking pita bread in the kitchen instead of embarrassing herself on the court.

Yes, oversized feminists like Sophie just don’t know how to take a sincere compliment from a Muslim man, and after her rude behavior of pointing at me so aggressively she won’t be receiving another from me any time soon.

In fact, to properly punish her for this disrespect, I have now officially decided that I will not be pushing her long legs behind her head and brutally stretching her tight little anus hole with my enormous, throbbing tunic snake. And Sophie has no one to blame but herself for missing out on such a generous cultural enrichment experience.