Hayden Panettiere Nude Tit Slip & Engorged Camel Toe Dispute Yacht Sex Story

Actress Hayden Panettiere is making a comeback of sorts, as she is currently on a press tour promoting her new book “This Is Me: A Reckoning,” in which she talks about being “tricked” into bed with a world-famous celebrity while on his yacht at 18 years old.

As you’ve probably already guessed, that celebrity was none other than yours truly — Durka Durka Mohammed, international man of mystery, destroyer of infidel coochies, and proud owner of this holy Islamic website. But in my defense I had no idea that Hayden was 18 at the time, as, due to her taut nubile build, I had assumed that she was much younger.

Also Hayden’s story about being deceived into getting in bed with me is complete camel shit. For as we can see from the photos above of Hayden running around my boat with her tit hanging out and her engorged soaking-wet sin slit sucking down her bikini bottoms, she was clearly asking for it…

In fact, “asking for it” is a massive understatement, for as memory holds she was positively begging for my mighty Muslim manhood to be thrust in her dripping orifices.

Yes, back in those days Hayden was crazy for cock, and only heaping servings of Islamic tunic meat could satiate her ravenous holes.

Unfortunately for her, after counting the rings around her anus hole (like a tree stump) and determining she was already an old maid, I dumped her ass on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean… Which explains why she is so bitter in her book about our yacht time together.