Kristi Somers Nude Scenes From “Tomboy” In 4K

The video below features actress Kristi Somers’ nude scenes from the 1985 film “Tomboy” remastered in ultra-high definition.

As we can see, before the blasphemous feminist “MeToo” plague turned America into a hopelessly homoqueer rainbow dystopia of safe spaces, pronoun police, and participation trophies, real men could waltz straight into a women’s locker room. There, filthy sluts like Kristi would be lathering their massive, pendulous tit sacks with foamy suds, and these stallions would aggressively proposition them by whipping out their throbbing, veiny meat-sticks.

Sadly, in today’s cucked, trigger-warning hellscape, the only way for a true man to breach these so-called “private” female sanctuaries is to slap on a ratty wig, stuff his hairy man-tits into a training bra, and pretend he’s a “trans woman.” And trust me when I tell you that flashing your junk at some unsuspecting chick in the shower just doesn’t hit the same when your tunic snake is tucked between your ass cheeks, and your hairy balls are taped to your inner thigh.