Lana Condor Big Floopy Asian Boobs Offend

Cultural appropriation rears its ugly head as “To All the Boys” star Lana Condor flaunts her big floopy boobs in an extremely low-cut dress in the photos below.

How dare Lana defy her Asian heritage and display massive mammaries like this, instead of the itty-bitty titties of her ancestors!

For Allah in His infinite wisdom designed Asian women to all be androgynous creatures, with slanted eyes, bug faces, and chests flatter than the Gobi Desert so that they do not elicit even the slightest sexual desire, and may toil out in the fields undisturbed.

Yes, Lana’s immodestly enormous udders are an abomination to nature! A big bulbous slap in the face to the divine order! And so us Muslims demand that they be chopped down to size posthaste before they offend us further.