The Best of “Naked Attraction”, And Why The UK Must Be Destroyed

I, Durka Durka Mohammed, have been going through a tough time of late, after enduring the public humiliation of my name not appearing anywhere in the millions of Epstein files that were recently released. And so in an effort to “get my mujahideen mojo back”, I decided to take a pilgrimage to the emerging Islamic caliphate of Great Britainstan to pay a visit to my cousin Farooq’s grooming gang center in Whitechapel.

Things were looking up as I made my way from Heathrow through Londonistan, as Brother Sadiq Khan has done an excellent job of transforming that cultural backwater dump of a city into a thriving Islamic metropolis with hijabs and shawarma stands filling the streets.

Unfortunately what once looked like it was going to be a lovely holiday quickly took a terrible turn, for while relaxing in my hotel room that night I turned on the TV to Channel 4 and was accosted by one of the most sickening sights my pious eyes have ever beheld. This show “Naked Attraction” in which revolting infidel women air out their disgusting banged out beef curtains, while effeminate English twinks with their pathetic micro peens out flapping in the breeze simp and slobber over every stretch-marked slit.

Needless to say I smashed the TV to bits with my sandal-slamming fury, and booked the next flight out of this cursed heathen hellhole, for I was no longer in the raping mood. And hear me now, my UK Islamic brothers, I vow never to return to this backwards and barbaric land until you deal with this abomination of a TV show, with every person connected to it tried in Sharia court. For it is a stain upon your honor that you reside in a country where such filth is allowed on its basic cable airwaves.