Sofia Vergara Topless Middle East Photo

Sofia Vergara poses topless while working in the Middle East in the photo above.

The orange crop in Tikrit has been particularly robust this year, so us Muslims have brought in Mexican day laborers like Sofia Vergara to help our women with the harvest.

Of course Sofia Vergara and her Mexican compadres can not be trusted to not steal the oranges to sell on the side of a Los Angeles freeway, so we force them to work topless. Then when her shift is complete Sofia Vergara’s every orifices is repeatedly and thoroughly examined, so as to ensure that no contraband oranges are being smuggled off the work site.