Selena Gomez's Ass Marketing Campaign For Puma

In a bold marketing move which many analysts have described as “loco”, the athletic footwear and apparel company Puma appears to be using Selena Gomez and her plump Mexican ass to push their products.

No doubt these controversial Selena Gomez Puma print ADs are in direct response to Nike’s extraordinarily brave promotion of beloved America hater Colin Kaepernick as the new face of their company.

Unfortunately for Puma, associating their brand with Selena’s sloppy donkey banging butt will do nothing but hurt sales. For while it makes perfect sense for Nike to align themselves with Brother Kaepernick because everyone knows that America is nothing more than a racist shithole of a country; lupus riddled Mexican whores like Selena will never be in style.