Scarlett Johansson Topless Selfie Leaked

It appears as though actress Scarlett Johansson has once again had a private nude selfie leaked online.

As you can see in the photo above, Scarlett shamelessly whipped out and photographed her bulbous boobies. Unless Scarlett is auditioning for a job as a milk maiden in a Middle Eastern nursery or as a tit sex concubine in a Muslim’s harem, this photo is completely uncalled-for and will certainly earn her an additional eternity burning in the hellfire.

Of course if Scarlett is finally trying to leave immoral heathen Hollywood and pursue a virtuous career in the civilized Islamic world, I am afraid it may be too little too late for her. For Scarlett’s baby juice has almost certainly spoiled in her tit sacks, and her flabby old lady breast meat would not be able to withstand the beating of a Muslim’s enormous tunic snake slithering between it. Really the only job Scarlett is qualified for is as a camel fluffer in one of the lower-end breeding stables… Which is of course still a huge step up from being a celebrity whore for the Zionist entertainment industry.