Natalie Portman Artsy Nude Photo

Natalie Portman poses as a slut from the future in the artsy nude photo above.

This photo is offensive not only for Natalie Portman’s nude Hebrew body, but also because in the future there will certainly be no sluts (or Jews) as the world will be controlled by an all-powerful Islamic theocracy.

If Natalie Portman wanted to accurately portray a futuristic slut she’d be photographed laying on the ground in a bloody heap after being pelted with stones. Now that is would be some erotic art!