Hannah Simone Nude Selfie Photos Released

“New Girl” star Hannah Simone appears to have just released the full frontal nude selfie photos above online.

Hannah Simone considers herself to be a “comedic actress”, but her “comedy” appears to entirely consist of her making stupid expressions while showing off her bulbous boobies… So Hannah must think that these nude selfies are quite hilarious.

Unfortunately for Hannah us righteous Muslim men do not get her jokes, and all we see is a brazen Jezebel committing blasphemy by showing off her sinfully bare female flesh. Allah willing one day soon this matter will be settled in Sharia court, and when the stones of justice start flying Hannah will finally give us pious Muslims something truly funny to laugh about.